Can we talk about Donald Trump’s hair? What he thinks is soft corn silk actually looks like a bleached animal died on his head. For a person with an ego bigger than his towers, you would think he would be concerned with his appearance. He spends all day watching TV, monitoring what people think of him, but apparently it has never struck him that he’s ugly. Forget the small hands, the too long tie, and the Oompa Loompa tan, his comb-over (of approximately 6 hairs) has got to go. Pray tell, how does the American public think Trump is competent enough to run the country when he can’t even do his hair? How bad does it have to get before people start saying “Wow, that looks really bad.” To add insult to injury, Trump adds so much gel to his hair, it’s more probable that a person will get into Stanford than it is his hair will move. I speak for the whole country when I say President Trump, please fix your hair. It’s really ugly.
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