Author: adviser

  • “Yummy” more like “Yucky”

    It’s 2020: the start of a new decade, new year, and a new generation of pop culture.
    I would’ve liked to think, given how many decent popular albums that were coming out as the previous decade was coming to a close, that we would start this year off with a bang – have a second “roaring 20s” for music.
    But just as he did in 2010, Justin Bieber has to step in and ruin it for everyone. We started off the 2010s with Bieber, and we’re stuck with him again. “Yummy,” released on January 3, was the first big pop song to drop in 2020, and it sets a bad rap for the other pop artists getting ready to release their next albums.
    It’s easy to forget the verses, what with their mumbled lyrics and outdated trends, but once the chorus kicks back in with the repetition of “Yeah, you got that yummy yummy yummy,” you are overcome with the urge to scratch your eyes out. Bieber is trying so hard to be cool, but the choice of a word as silly as “yummy” makes him seem more like a prepubescent tween than a 25 year-old man releasing his 38th single. It’s a load of meaningless crap designed to infuse itself in your brain like a drug you can’t withdraw from.
    There should be no surprise – the attitude isn’t much different than one of his earlier singles, “Baby.” But still least that song had the sense to have melodic differences. “Yummy” couldn’t even manage to give a proper ending over than that last repetition of the chorus. And that lack of an ending is exactly what describes the song. It has nothing to say. There is no point, no meaning, no other reason than to release a song.
    If this is the sound that we have to start off the new decade with, I pray that the new generation doesn’t have to live with this is their ears from the moment they can remember anything. But just wait – soon enough it’ll be playing in every clothing store, restaurant and grocery store, and it’ll be burned into our minds forever.

  • Iran vs. America

    The two countries have been feuding since the 1980’s after there were disagreements from the 1979 Iranian Revolution. But when the U.S had an embargo on trade with Iran in 1995, things got very serious and possibly close to an outbreak of wars.

    In 2015, the United States led successful negotiations for a nuclear deal intended to dismantle Iran’s nuclear weapons capabilities, and when Iran complied in 2016, sanctions on the country were lifted. The Trump administration withdrew from the nuclear deal and re-imposed the sanctions in 2018.

    Since this time, relations between the United States and Iran have worsened, and the two countries came close to conflict when their major general Qasem Soleimani was killed in a U.S drone strike approved by President Trump.

    Why we would do this? I’m not quite sure. Government officials state that Trump had initially decided to strike at the Shia militia, but instead chose the most extreme option of killing Soleimani after seeing television footage of the attack on the embassy. 

    But then there’s a contradicting statement by the Trump Administration claiming that Soleimani was targeted in order to stop the “imminent” attacks on Americans that he was plotting. There is no actual answer from the president himself other than these statements following Soleimani’s death.

    What I think should’ve happened in this situation was to leave him and the country alone. They haven’t attacked our country in a while, so why attack theirs and break up the somewhat peace we have. Until they physically show they’re going to attack us, we shouldn’t strike first to reveal how “powerful” we are against them.

    All this is going to do is invoke violence upon us like what has happened already. They shot missiles at us and shot down a Ukranian plane to display what they are capable of doing. At least we have defensive missiles to take out incoming enemy fire – oh wait, nevermind! They don’t work.

    As long as we stay away from using violence against Iran, we will be safe from any “World War III” possibilities as the media says will happen.

  • “Hiccups”, a Thai, Chinese and Vietnamese fusion restaurant

    Hiccups is a restaurant located at 1946 N Lakewood Blvd Long Beach, CA 90815 which offers a wide variety of milk teas, smoothies, fruity teas, and slushies. They also have many different types of food from different Asian cultures to choose from.
    As you walk into the restaurant you would instantly notice the aesthetic interior decor they have which makes the small restaurant look pleasing to the eye. But because it is small, I imagine that when it does get crowded, the restaurant will get packed rather quickly. There are also not many tables which would make it hard for you to find a seat when it’s packed which was the problem I had when I went.
    Their service could use some work with paying more attention and interacting more with their customers and the wait time for the food to be done took longer than expected around 25 or 30 minutes.
    Their bite-sized popcorn chicken is crispy and seasoned well. Another thing when combined with the sweet and sour sauce (provided with the order) it gives the chicken a nice sweet and savory flavor.
    The Beef Pho was a little disappointing taste-wise. The beef included in the pho was well cooked and also gave a bit more flavor to the broth but the broth itself was a little bland. I also did not like the type of flavor the herbs added to it.
    The Boba Thai Tea had a great sweet taste to it just like you would expect a Thai tea to taste like and the boba had a soft texture to it which brought it all together. They did add in more ice than what I had originally asked but it was ok.
    Hiccups seems to be a nice place to meet up with friends or family to order some food. They have a good selection of drinks and a good variety of different dishes to try out. Some of the food might not appeal to everyone but they are still worth eating the others types of the other food that they offer.

  • World War 3 LOLs

    “2020 is going to be my year!” World in 2020: Brink of WW3, Australian wildfires, no girlfriend, living in Grandfather’s old shack.

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    The government is drafting kids because they know all the games of Call of Duty paid off their training.

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    Iran thinking it’s all fun and games until kids that got drafted in the United States start building, doing 90s and quickscoping.

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    Iran might have the Iranian Hulk, but the US have Lizzo.

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    Donald Trump is starting the New Year off with a BANG.

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    The best part of the New Year is not going to have to worry about the next year because we’re already dead.

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    Mexico is now starting to build their own wall to escape the WW3.

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    El Chappo now chilling in the White House while the US is too focused fighting Iran.

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    When NCAA athletes are happy to hear they’re getting drafted until they get sent to Iran.

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    When you’re chilling out on the porch and some FBI agent walks up to your porch and says “Hello sir may I…” “Its Ma’am!”

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    Kid: “I need to get out of the house more.” Army recruiter: “Here’s a free ticket to Iran! Just for you!”

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    President Trump message to Iran, “Let’s make a deal we get 1⁄4 of your nation’s oil supply and  we don’t missile strike you anymore. And as a show of gratitude we give you Justin Bieber. Beiber fever right? Deal?”

  • Poetry Slam!

    Poetry Slam!

    January 16th at 6:30 pm was Long Beach Poly’s annual Poetry Slam at the Poly Playhouse directed by Drama Director Linda Bon.
    In the beginning and throughout the show students from the Poly Jazz program performed a Jazz combo. The excellent musicians were Ben Rifkin on Trumpet, Shogo Ellefson on Bass, Nathan Greer on Drums and Nathan Mai on Alto Sax.
    The panel of judges consisted of Daryl Holmlund, an English teacher at Long Beach Poly, advisor for the High Life student newspaper and serving his 5th year as a Slam judge, Gwen Larsen, an English teacher at Long Beach Poly who is a supporter of Poly’s artistic community, Andrew Shrout, an improv coach for the Long Beach Unified School District who takes his experiences from teaching, Peter Seng, a Poly senior student that stepped in for judge Angelina Taylor who was the winner of last years slam with her compelling poem,” Up Until Now”, and Jenna Webb a 5th year teacher at Long Beach Poly.
    “I truly enjoyed being able to hear these stories that students had to tell,” said Webb, “they were honest, vulnerable, and brave. I know that I could never be courageous enough myself to be so open and exposed, yet these students were able to do so- and they were able to do it so eloquently.”
    There were 5 categories: Identify, Mental States, Love and Loss, Injustice and Mixed Bag.
    The Jazz Combo played , “There Will Never Be Another You” and “Wave” during the show.
    Taylor McEachin won with her astonishing poem “How to be a good girlfriend,” which showcased how self love is the first step to loving someone else. Briana Mendez-padilla won 2nd place with her heartfelt poem about body image standards titled “Image” and Mariah De Vera winning 3rd place with her poem “Keats”.

  • Daisy Lane Parade

    Daisy Lane Parade

    LB Poly’s Marching Band, colorguard and JROTC participated in the Daisy Lane Parade on December 14.

  • The Death of Mainstream Rock

    While the rock music genre may be alive and well today, its existence on the charts has all but become extinct. With bands like the Jonas Brothers and Ariana Grande topping the charts as of 2019, it is evident that rock has been occupying less and less spots on the charts. Not only that, but most of the artists who gained traction in their careers through rock have as of recent years evolved into a sound more pop or electronic than anything else. There is no better example of this than Brendie Urie and Panic! at the Disco. The band made a mass hit in popularity back in 2005 with their first album, A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out, but come the new decade, half the band left the project, and the rest of them left in 2015. At this point, Panic! has been left to a solo project instead of a band. Death of a Bachelor (2016) wasn’t a bad album, though it did depart from the band’s roots, but the following, Pray for the Wicked (2018) wasn’t worth more than a trashed vinyl you found on the side of the muddy road. It felt so mechanical and fake, as if it were written by a computer instead of a human.
    Hailing from England, Kaiser Chiefs had their brief period of popularity hit the US during the previous decade, probably due to the second British invasion that occurred in the 90s with bands like Oasis, Kasabian, and Blur. Their second and third albums hit the US top 200 charts at 45 and 55, respectively, but with their third album in 2011, it was nowhere to be seen. Two records later, frontman Ricky Wilson decided he wanted to switch from writing Brit-rock or Brit-pop to writing dance music. Stay Together (2016) is the worst album they’ve ever released by a long shot. With every song framed by electronic synthesizers and bombastic choruses, the band even flat-out admitted at the start of the seventh track, “Press Rewind,” “This is pop music/We’re writing and recording pop music.” The easiest song to stomach would be “Indoor Firework” because the lyrics were at least somewhat meatier, but not by much.
    But then come their latest, Duck (2019). An album for which was widely criticised for its failed attempt to please both critics and fans alike. The record had a few tracks that were enjoyable, including the catchy “Don’t Just Stand There, Do Something,” but the majority of the album seemed as if it were written to sing in stadiums, especially the irritating opener, “People Know How to Love One Another.” Duck was a sigh of relief compared to their previous record, but after two consecutive albums of mostly junk, there is almost no hope left for Kaiser Chiefs.
    Sure, we still have Jack White and The Raconteurs with Help Us Stranger (2019) being arguably their greatest record yet. But as for White’s solo projects, not only do they live in the shadow of the greatness that was The White Stripes, but Boarding House Reach (2018) strayed far from the mark of anything we have come to love about White, incorporating more elements of funk, experimental, and gospel music rather than rock. Maybe there is some hope for rock in the future, but as of 2019, it is unlikely that we are to see a big rock band stand out in the mainstream industry in the near future.

  • Goodbye 2019

    I know at the end of the year we say, “this was the worst year ever,” but… 2019 was literally the worst year ever. I don’t know if it’s because I got older and I have more responsibilities and I am much more aware of how much the world hates me… but my goodness. I won’t do an entire recap of how much the world showed me that it didn’t like me this year but I will say this one was definitely one for the books. Now it wasn’t completely bad. Some good things did happen. I got a new job, moved to a new house, started saving money. But the emotional strain that this year had on me was hard. I lost friendships that I truly thought would last forever. I cried more this year than I have since I was a fetus. I felt so much stress and pressure this year from so many different things but this year taught me that I am truly resilient. Every time I fell, I got right back up and continued moving forward. All the friends I lost, good riddance! Every bad thing that happened was to prepare me for something later on. A reminder for anyone who reads this, you are resilient! This year has tested everybody but we’re still here, growing!! So be proud. This decade was something else but here’s to the 20’s! Good luck!

  • PAAL Hosts “Lost in Art”

    PAAL Hosts “Lost in Art”

    On November 6 Poly Academy of Achievers and Leaders (PAAL) hosted its second annual art showcase event featuring artists from Poly and PAAL. The stage never failed to have a presence, as spoken word artists, rappers, singers and dancers all came together to ensure entertainment was always provided.
    While performing artists showcased their talents outside on the stage, visual artists’ work was displayed inside the gallery. Artists were given total creative liberty with their work, and a diversity of styles and subjects were present throughout the gallery room. Among the types of art displayed were paintings, drawings and sculptures. Topics present in the art often included Poly, society, and mental health, among others.
    Attendees were not only able to immerse themselves among the art created by others, but also to take a chance and create art of their own. With stations like “Paint a Tree Ring” or “Paint a Canvas”, adults and children alike were provided the tools such as acrylic paint and brushes to create their own masterpieces.
    One of the students behind organizing this event was senior Jessica Cubias, student council co-president at PAAL. Cubias said it was her favorite event of the year as it allowed students to connect to the paintings, the artists, and the music.
    “Painting brings out what people are afraid to let out,” said Cubias.
    The night’s line up consisted of performing artists such as Aermoongi, Mac, Money Traxx, KDI, T-Lost and many more.
    “Not many schools give student artists a chance to present their art,” said Mac Harris, spoken word artist and PAAL alumni. “Art is everywhere and this event becomes an outlet which elevates that.”
    “Lost in Art” was an event student council voted to keep and lead artist Ivan Rojas and PAAL seniors, as a class, collaborated together to ensure the night was a success.
    Art can help cope and manage emotional pain, one of the reasons Activities Specialists and Restorative Justice course teacher Marisol Ibañez-Tintorer feels this event is important.
    “It’s about giving everyone a voice,” she said, “everyone’s voice matters.”
    PAAL hosted events are open to all Poly students and it is important for Poly to support its sister campus.
    “We are a part of Poly and they’re a part of us,” said Ibañez-Tintorer.

  • Throughout the Decade

    2010

    • Ke$ha’s song “Tik Tok” was the number one song of the year.
    • Haiti earthquake
    • Taylor Swift jousted with Kanye West and was nominated for 4 Grammys.
    • Justin Bieber’s “shaggy hair” was in trend.
    • Good Luck Charlie aired its first show.

    2011

    • Beginning of the Syrian civil war.
    • Hurricane Irene strikes the East Coast of the United States killing 47 citizens and causing an estimated $15.6 billion in damage.
    • NASA succeeds in putting the first of two Gravity Recovery and Interior Laboratory satellites in orbit around the moon.

    2012

    • The End of the World rumor came out, putting people in a large amount of panic.
    • The Avengers movie first came out, bringing popular comic book characters to life and fans going wild.
    • The Endeavour Space Shuttle was brought to Los Angeles after having taken its final flight in the month of September.
    • Dumb Ways to Die was introduced as a public service announcement for Metro Railroad Safety and rose itself to the top.

    2013

    • Miley Cyrus releases her Wrecking Ball, turning her good image into a naughty one.
    • Frozen became the most popular movie of the year.
    • Playstation 4 is released by Sony while the Xbox One is released by Microsoft.
    • Avicii released hit song “Wake Me Up”.

    2014

    • Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Disappearance.
    • Ebola Virus Breakout.
    • Sochi Winter Olympics.
    • Beloved actor and comedian, Robin Williams passes away.
    • Ellen’s Epic Oscar’s Selfie.

    2015

    • Same sex marriage is legal!
    • The death of BB King .
    • The blue/black vs gold/white dress debacle .
    • The debut of the Hotline Bling music video.
    • NASA confirms the presence of water on Mars.

    2016

    • Donald Trump won the 2016 Presidential Election.
    • Beyonce releases Lemonade.
    • Harambe was killed at the Cincinatti Zoo and his name was entered into the 2016 Presidential Election.
    • Lil Uzi Vert becomes popular with his release of Lil Uzi Vert vs. the World.

    2017

    • Donald Trump officially became the 45th President of the United States on January 20, 2017.
    • Las Vegas had a mass shooting at an outdoor music festival along the Vegas strip.
    • Hurricanes Harvey, Irma, and Maria hit southern United States.
    • North Korea launches 23 different missiles in 16 different tests within a couple months.
    • For the first time in 99 years on August 21, a solar eclipse crossed the US from coast to coast.

    2018

    • Winter Olympics in South Korea.
    • Stoneman Douglas Shooting.
    • Stephen Hawkings died.
    • Tide Pod challenge banned on YouTube.
    • Beyonce becomes first black female to headline.

    2019

    • The world-famous Instagram egg beat Kylie Jenner in having the most liked Instagram photo.
    • Lori Lauglin was caught in a college admission scandal, where she paid to get her kids into prestigious colleges.
    • Greta Thunberg inspired the world with her climate-change activism.
    • Pop artists Camilla Cabello and Shawn Mendes get together.
    • Rumors about an Area 51 raid took the internet by storm.