Tag: Couples

  • Hello Valentines Day!

    Valentine’s day. February 14th. Day of love? Wrong. More like the day of reminding people that they’re not loved. Who decided that this will be the day where people will remember to love their significant other’s? Or maybe I’m just not loved. Either way, Valentine’s Day is trash.

    Why do I feel this way? Well, for the last couple of years, I’ve spent this holiday crying, being neglected, and envying those who had boyfriends and girlfriends to bring them nice gifts. I especially hate the boys who would flood the hallways with the PINK bags in hand and red chocolate heart boxes. Talk about disgusting! These kids should be buying books to read, not underwear for their girlfriends!

    Even when I am in a relationship, Valentine’s Day is still a horrid day for me. I find it quite hilarious when people in relationships purposely start conflicts with their significant other’s as an excuse not to treat them out for Valentine’s Day (If you’re someone who doubts that this actually happens, I can assure you it is not a myth. It’s happened to me.)

    Anyway, couples should not wait until one out of the year to love each other. Surprise your boo every single day! Buy the love of your life flowers every once in a while! Show them you love them everyday! Not just Valentine’s Day, hat’s mad corny! Valentine’s Day is just a regular day. The whole concept is super cringey. Maybe I am just a loser who no one loves but at the end of the day, I said what I said.

  • I Hate High School Couples and You Should Too

    I Hate High School Couples and You Should Too

    “Oh my God I have like the best boyfriend ever! He’s so romantic!”
    Who. The Hell. Cares? Stop bragging about your boyfriend, you both are so irrelevant. What? You think you’re something special because he took you to Denny’s and you guys saw a movie? Sweetie, that is not romance, he is just trying to get you in bed by the end of the day. Did he show up to your house with a box of chocolate and a rose? How cliché! First of all, he got the gross chocolate from Wal-Mart and he ate half the box anyway, then he picked the rose from some random old lady’s garden. He put minimal thought into this. And honestly, if you are going to buy into his crap you can at least keep it to yourself; there is nothing more frustrating than trying to get to class and having to walk slowly behind two idiots trying to cuddle and walk at the same time. You look ridiculous. By the way, I hope you realize all your friends hate him too; they think he’s a douche. They are right to think this. You wouldn’t notice, though, because you’re too busy thinking you’re in love. You girls really need to calm the hell down. No, you don’t need a boyfriend, what you need is to do your damn homework. So does he. I know he’s failing at least three classes because he’s too busy flirting with you (and your best friend when you’re not paying attention). But that’s none of my business. *Sips tea* Bye, loser. Happy Valentine’s Day!