Aries: Woke up early to study, fell asleep during the test. F
Taurus: Tried to bribe the teacher for a good grade, couldn’t afford an A. B-
Gemini: Passed on studying, passed the test anyway. D-
Cancer: Watched Netflix instead of studying, got an A+… in the movie version. C
Leo: Ditched finals period to go to the zoo, never regretted it. Incomplete
Virgo: Skipped the party and studied all night. A-
Libra: Tried to cheat off Aries… and also didn’t pass. F
Scorpio: Half-studied, half-grade. C
Sagittarius: Guessed right on the multiple-choice section! B+
Capricorn: First one there and still not finished while everyone waits. A-
Aquarius: Had a panic attack during the test, will have panic attack when report cards come out. D+
Pisces: Faked being sick, won an Oscar! A+