Tag: High School Couples

  • Plastic Wrap Couples Be Like:

    I hate clingy relationships soooo much.

    For instance, when you are no longer able to hang out with a friend because they’re with a new person who is practically controlling their lives.

    I can’t even list on two hands the amount of friends I have lost because they got in a weird relationship which consumed their lives (ok fine, I might be exaggerating, but you get the picture).

    Then of course, after they break up they all of a sudden are able to hang out with the ones they left friendless and abandoned, as if nothing ever happened, as if they’ve done more than wave hey to you in passing! Ha, haha, –  I don’t think so!

    Nope, not today sister! Why not go crawling back to your boyfriend – you know, the one you left us for? Oh, what’s that?… you say it didn’t work out? We are in high school sweetie. I could’ve predicted that!

    Especially now during my senior year when I see clingy behavior between people who won’t live in the same time zone in about three months. Sorry not sorry! They are, and I say this with 99.99% certainty, NOT the love of your life. In fact I bet $20 you will not even talk  to each other 10 years from now.

    So, to the people who ditched their friends for ‘soulmates’ throughout high school and have found themselves without a companion in sight, I say this: LOL.

    But seriously, your lover isn’t the only person in your life who loves you, so act like it.

  • What is the Ideal Date?

    My ideal date is anything that someone put their effort and creativity into. It doesn’t have to be expensive; it should just be enjoyable and fun.

    Some examples of some great first date ideas are active dates like going to one of those trampoline places or going go-kart racing or mountain climbing; pretty much any date where there won’t be any awkward quiet moments that I would have to fill in with boring conversation about school or lie about enjoying things. I also like the idea for a date that is something I could talk about for the rest of my life. I want to be old and decrepit talking about a date I had in high school with some guy who later cheated on me with my best friend, but that’s just me.

    Pretty much all I’m saying is a little effort goes a long way. Especially because we are all kids and are probably not gonna end up with who we are currently with.

  • I Hate High School Couples and You Should Too

    I Hate High School Couples and You Should Too

    “Oh my God I have like the best boyfriend ever! He’s so romantic!”
    Who. The Hell. Cares? Stop bragging about your boyfriend, you both are so irrelevant. What? You think you’re something special because he took you to Denny’s and you guys saw a movie? Sweetie, that is not romance, he is just trying to get you in bed by the end of the day. Did he show up to your house with a box of chocolate and a rose? How cliché! First of all, he got the gross chocolate from Wal-Mart and he ate half the box anyway, then he picked the rose from some random old lady’s garden. He put minimal thought into this. And honestly, if you are going to buy into his crap you can at least keep it to yourself; there is nothing more frustrating than trying to get to class and having to walk slowly behind two idiots trying to cuddle and walk at the same time. You look ridiculous. By the way, I hope you realize all your friends hate him too; they think he’s a douche. They are right to think this. You wouldn’t notice, though, because you’re too busy thinking you’re in love. You girls really need to calm the hell down. No, you don’t need a boyfriend, what you need is to do your damn homework. So does he. I know he’s failing at least three classes because he’s too busy flirting with you (and your best friend when you’re not paying attention). But that’s none of my business. *Sips tea* Bye, loser. Happy Valentine’s Day!