Horror-Scopes
Aries: DO NOT WEAR BLACK. Your entire day will be filled with bad luck. Stick to light colors and you…
horoscopes
The Signs as Songs During Spring
Aries: Sun Afternoon – The Kinks Taurus: It Might As Well Be Spring – Ella Fitzgerald Gemini: The Lullaby of…
The Signs on Valentines Day
Aries: Starting a riot Taurus: Watching romance movies while crying Gemini: At the beach with their friends Cancer: Having dinner…
Signs During Finals Weeks
Aries: Woke up early to study, fell asleep during the test. F Taurus: Tried to bribe the teacher for a…
The Signs as christmas episodes
Aries: The Office: “Dwight Christmas” Taurus: Parks And Recreation : “Citizen Knope” Gemini: The X-Files: “How The Ghost…
Signs As Thanksgiving Food
Aries: Mashed Potatoes Taurus: Pumpkin Pie Gemini: Green Beans Cancer: Stuffing Leo: Turkey Virgo: Sweet Potatoes Libra: Gravy Scorpio: Ham…
The Signs as Thanksgiving Episodes
Aries: The Boondocks season 1, episode 10: ‘The Itis’ Scorpio: The Simpsons season 2, episode 20: ‘Bart vs. Thanksgiving’ Pisces:…
Valentines Day Horoscopes!
Aries: Goes for someone way out of their league Taurus: Is still dating their middle school crush Gemini: Falls i…