Tag: jokes

  • Holiday Humor

    Despite November passing, there is always more rooms for jokes, here are a list of jokes:

    • There was a boy named Leaves, he always wanted a promotion but he can’t because he always falls beyond standards.
    • When comes November the nuts go stale, but when comes December 1st nuts are breaking out of shells.
    • What did the Turkey say to the Stuffing “Man I’m Full !”
    • Why did the Turkey feel bad? It got roasted.
    • Why didn’t the Turkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken get run over.
    • Yo, you want a Sprite Cranberry?
    • Why did the TVs go missing? It was Black Friday.
    • “I want to go camping” the daughter said to the Mom. The mom said if you raised your grades up. She did as she said, and showed her progress report to her mom.  The mom was surprised and promised her they would go camping. So in the middle of the night the mom woke her up and told her daughter to get ready and pack up. The daughter was ecstatic and jumped on her bed full of energy she packed her bags and rushed to the car. She fell asleep on the car ride, but was surprised to be woken up 10 minutes later. Confused since there’s no campground within 10 miles from where they lived. She looked up and saw a yellow and blue sign, “Best Buy.”

  • Fall-ing Prices

    As the holidays are coming, families are trying to get a list together to figure out what they are going to get their loved ones.  These are the top 5 stores to get your significant other the presents you want.

    5. Walmart-This store has decent prices on electronics specifically since their black friday deals are very cheap for many things

    4.Macy’s- Macy’s has clothes that all people want, from children’s clothes to teens and adults, the prices are reasonable to give your loved ones the perfect piece of clothing.

    3. Target- This store has extremely cheap prices for everything they sell. From clothes to electronics, everything is at a reasonable price and will be worth it.

    2. Best Buy- All of the best electronics you want will be sold here at Best Buy.  If you want a tv, you’ll get a high quality tv here for a great deal. Gaming consoles and phones will also have great deals here as well.

    1. Amazon- You can order anything you want from this great website.  Clothes, electronics, furniture, anything you can think of is sold here.