Aries: Goes for someone way out of their league
Taurus: Is still dating their middle school crush
Gemini: Falls i
n love with a new person every week
Cancer: Makes you meet their mom before the first date
Leo: Breaks up with you due to contrasting beliefs
Virgo: Is perpetually stuck in the friend-zone
Libra: Asks you out through a DM
Scorpio: Constantly asking if you still like them
Sagittarius: Claims they’re “just not ready”
Capricorn: Plans an elaborate surprise to ask you out
Aquarius: Avoids you until you awkwardly drift
Pisces: Plays hard to get-ends up alone